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Humphrey Teal Microvelvet

$278.69

Pillow humping just got a colour upgrade. The Liberator Humphrey teal pillow holds two secure toy pockets for everything from wand massagers to bullet vibes, so straddling, grinding, and dual stimulation all feel effortless.

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Up to 2 hours of runtime.

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Submersible and easy to clean.

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Whisper-quiet performance.

Some childhood habits deserve a grown-up glow-up. The Liberator Humphrey teal pillow is exactly that: a pillow-shaped sex furniture mount built for straddling, grinding, and doing what comes naturally. Its ergonomic shape supports your body instead of fighting it, session after session.

Meet the Liberator Humphrey teal pillow up close

This mount holds two secure toy pockets, so it does more than a stack of regular pillows ever could. The larger pocket fits most rideable or wand-style toys, while a smaller pouch sits just above it for bullet vibrators. As a result, dual stimulation becomes simple instead of a balancing act, even for complete first-timers.

Soft, sturdy, and easy to straddle comfortably

Because this mount is soft yet sturdy, it holds steady no matter how enthusiastic things get. Also, its cover is removable and machine-washable, so cleanup never becomes a chore. That’s a small detail that makes a big difference over time, and it’s part of why it’s such a solid, approachable beginner sex toy pick.

Discreet by clever design

This pillow fits neatly inside a King-size pillowcase, meaning nobody has to know what’s tucked in with the throw pillows. Meanwhile, a moisture-resistant inner liner quietly protects the foam base underneath, so it stays fresh session after session, wash after wash, without ever losing its comfortable shape.
  • Two secure toy pockets
  • Fits wand massagers and bullet vibrators
  • Removable, machine-washable microvelvet cover
  • Moisture-resistant inner liner
  • Fits King-size pillowcases
  • Brand: Liberator; Material: Microvelvet; Size: King

Bring back pillow time with the Liberator Humphrey teal pillow

This is a natural fit for solo play and everyday sexual wellness alike, whether it’s your first mount or a well-loved replacement. Because it holds two toys at once, it also invites a bit of experimenting with angles and pressure. Plus, its sturdy, well-made build means it holds up to regular use without ever breaking down. So go ahead, invite the Liberator Humphrey teal pillow into your bed, and let it beat your childhood pillow by a landslide.
Liberator Humphrey teal pillow microvelvet sex toy mount with dual pockets
Some childhood habits deserve a grown-up glow-up. The Liberator Humphrey teal pillow is exactly that: a pillow-shaped sex furniture mount built for straddling, grinding, and doing what comes naturally. Its ergonomic shape supports your body instead of fighting it, session after session.

Meet the Liberator Humphrey teal pillow up close

This mount holds two secure toy pockets, so it does more than a stack of regular pillows ever could. The larger pocket fits most rideable or wand-style toys, while a smaller pouch sits just above it for bullet vibrators. As a result, dual stimulation becomes simple instead of a balancing act, even for complete first-timers.

Soft, sturdy, and easy to straddle comfortably

Because this mount is soft yet sturdy, it holds steady no matter how enthusiastic things get. Also, its cover is removable and machine-washable, so cleanup never becomes a chore. That’s a small detail that makes a big difference over time, and it’s part of why it’s such a solid, approachable beginner sex toy pick.

Discreet by clever design

This pillow fits neatly inside a King-size pillowcase, meaning nobody has to know what’s tucked in with the throw pillows. Meanwhile, a moisture-resistant inner liner quietly protects the foam base underneath, so it stays fresh session after session, wash after wash, without ever losing its comfortable shape.
  • Two secure toy pockets
  • Fits wand massagers and bullet vibrators
  • Removable, machine-washable microvelvet cover
  • Moisture-resistant inner liner
  • Fits King-size pillowcases
  • Brand: Liberator; Material: Microvelvet; Size: King

Bring back pillow time with the Liberator Humphrey teal pillow

This is a natural fit for solo play and everyday sexual wellness alike, whether it’s your first mount or a well-loved replacement. Because it holds two toys at once, it also invites a bit of experimenting with angles and pressure. Plus, its sturdy, well-made build means it holds up to regular use without ever breaking down. So go ahead, invite the Liberator Humphrey teal pillow into your bed, and let it beat your childhood pillow by a landslide.

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